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The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 11:19 am


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I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "LOL".

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:49 am


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Flirtationship; It`s more than a friendship, but less than a relationship.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:46 am


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I was just awarded a trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:43 am


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Women are completely defenseless, until the nail polish is dry.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:13 am


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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Submitted by: Admin on October 10, 2011, 12:48 am


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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Submitted by: Admin on October 10, 2011, 12:48 am


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I dont lie my mouth does it 4 me.

Submitted by: Admin on October 8, 2011, 7:39 am


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My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!

Submitted by: Admin on October 8, 2011, 7:38 am


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The more u learn the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know, so why learn?

Submitted by: Admin on October 7, 2011, 2:38 am