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Beating the refresh button to death when the internet is slow.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 11:17 am


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Friend: "What if there was no google?" Me: "I don`t know, google it."

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:35 am


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Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:27 am


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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:24 am


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My phone doesn`t have enough battery left to take any pictures, but it has enough battery to keep telling me that it`s low.

Submitted by: Admin on October 14, 2011, 9:16 am


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Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death.

Submitted by: Admin on October 12, 2011, 9:01 am


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"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

Submitted by: Admin on October 12, 2011, 8:03 am


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Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer"
User: I can't see your computer.
Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.
User: Huh?
Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?

Submitted by: Admin on October 10, 2011, 1:28 am


     Computer
The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing.

Submitted by: Admin on October 10, 2011, 1:16 am


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You can remember the value of Pi (3.1415926) by counting each word's letters in "May I have a large container of coffee?"

Submitted by: Admin on October 9, 2011, 9:11 pm